The award for Laziest Award Show of The Year will undoubtedly go to Love Island: the Reunion.

After all the scandalous, hilarious, incidents this summer it only came up with five awards, with Georgia Steel winning two of them and another at her expense.

She scooped supposedly the most ‘prestigious’ prize of the night – Muggiest Moment of the Series, for the notorious kiss she gave Jack (or didn’t as it transpired). This hardly seemed fair given that ITV2 had made her film a re-take – so were basically more responsible for it than she was.

Love Island: The Reunion: Georgia Steel should have won Unluckiest Hate Figure and Curliest Ringlets of the Series to add to her other titles - 60 awards they SHOULD have had

Love Island: The Reunion: Georgia Steel should have won Unluckiest Hate Figure and Curliest Ringlets of the Series to add to her other titles - 60 awards they SHOULD have had

Love Island: The Reunion: Georgia Steel should have won Unluckiest Hate Figure and Curliest Ringlets of the Series to add to her other titles – 60 awards they SHOULD have had

Georgia then received a special honour recognising (or mocking) the premium she had placed on being ‘Loyal.’ 

This had turned Georgia into the series’ official hate figure, having somehow become seen as worse than Josh cheating on her when she actually was loyal to him, Megan’s myriad betrayals (of various men and women), and even the passive aggressive way Adam (a serial misogynist) had threatened Rosie for a single gesture. (‘Don’t you f**king nod at me!’)

Was being ‘loyal’ – or even claiming to be when you weren’t – that bad? 

Winner: Georgia then received a special honour recognising (or mocking) the premium she had placed on being ‘Loyal'

Winner: Georgia then received a special honour recognising (or mocking) the premium she had placed on being ‘Loyal'

Winner: Georgia then received a special honour recognising (or mocking) the premium she had placed on being ‘Loyal’

When the ‘Most Memorable Performance’ was awarded to Ellie it felt more like a reward than a humiliation because the person she had laid into when she had kicked off so dramatically was Georgia.

Georgia’s brilliantly defiant, damning, speech lacerating Josh when he tried to defend coupling up with Kaz in Casa Amor appeared to count for nothing.

Or perhaps that explained why Georgia at least didn’t receive the award for Worst Pie-ing Off too. The way Josh had dumped her meant she could have of course but luckily Laura had been binned by Wes as well. And probably Paul too ultimately, judging by his reaction when Caroline Flack asked if he and Laura were officially a couple yet.

Awkward: Georgia wasn’t a contender for the LOLZ Moment of the Series, which went to Jack’s reaction when he walked in on Megan and Wes (pictured) in bed

Awkward: Georgia wasn’t a contender for the LOLZ Moment of the Series, which went to Jack’s reaction when he walked in on Megan and Wes (pictured) in bed

Awkward: Georgia wasn’t a contender for the LOLZ Moment of the Series, which went to Jack’s reaction when he walked in on Megan and Wes (pictured) in bed

‘Er……..’ Paul said (or didn’t).

Predictably, Georgia wasn’t a contender for the LOLZ Moment of the Series, which went to Jack’s reaction when he walked in on Megan and Wes in bed.

Wes’ laugh showed even he thought Josh pulling his baby’s arm off was funnier.

Jack would have had the awards for Best Teeth, Bluest Eyes, and Best Ricky Gervais Impersonation.

Unfortunate: Most Irritating Islander (female) – Old Laura

Unfortunate: Most Irritating Islander (female) – Old Laura

Unfortunate: Most Irritating Islander (female) – Old Laura

An award for Best Curly Ringlets wouldn’t have killed them either.

It was the least Georgia deserved.

These are some of the other awards Love Island: the Reunion should have presented.

Best Couple – Jack Fincham & Dani Dyer

2nd Best Couple – Jack Fincham & Danny Dyer

Worst Couple – Dr. Alex & whoever he was coupled with (except a Ferrari)

And the award goes to: Best Couple – Jack Fincham & Dani Dyer

And the award goes to: Best Couple – Jack Fincham & Dani Dyer

And the award goes to: Best Couple – Jack Fincham & Dani Dyer

2nd Worst Couple – Adam & whoever he was coupled with (because he would dump them any second)

Sexiest Couple – Josh & Kaz

Most Off-Putting Couple – Eyal slobbering over Megan

Most Irritating Islander (male) – Eyal

That voice, his hair, his appalling humiliation of Alex kissing Megan etc

Most Irritating Islander (female) – Old Laura

Wailing about every man that had dumped her and then moving on to another one the next day as if it never happened 

Votes are in: Sexiest Couple – Josh & Kaz

Votes are in: Sexiest Couple – Josh & Kaz

Votes are in: Sexiest Couple – Josh & Kaz

Weirdest Woman – Old Laura

‘Paul’s kissed Britney Spears in a video so I was like ‘competition !’ I was kind of like I better be a better snogger than Britney Spears…My God I stole Britney’s man. Winning! winning!’

Weirdest Male – Dr Alex

‘I charge quite a lot of money for proper role-play’

Most Disturbing Summary – Jack

‘Alex has had his hands in people’ 

Weirdest Male – Dr Alex: ‘I charge quite a lot of money for proper role-play’

Weirdest Male – Dr Alex: ‘I charge quite a lot of money for proper role-play’

Weirdest Male – Dr Alex: ‘I charge quite a lot of money for proper role-play’

Worst Passive-Aggressive Alpha Male: Adam (L) ‘Rosie (R) is that my hat? Do you want to swap it for this one because this is not my hat. You’ll like this one better anyway...You’ve just nodded at me! Don’t f**king nod at me!’

Worst Passive-Aggressive Alpha Male: Adam (L) ‘Rosie (R) is that my hat? Do you want to swap it for this one because this is not my hat. You’ll like this one better anyway...You’ve just nodded at me! Don’t f**king nod at me!’

Worst Passive-Aggressive Alpha Male: Adam (L) ‘Rosie (R) is that my hat? Do you want to swap it for this one because this is not my hat. You’ll like this one better anyway...You’ve just nodded at me! Don’t f**king nod at me!’

Worst Passive-Aggressive Alpha Male: Adam (L) ‘Rosie (R) is that my hat? Do you want to swap it for this one because this is not my hat. You’ll like this one better anyway...You’ve just nodded at me! Don’t f**king nod at me!’

Worst Passive-Aggressive Alpha Male: Adam (L) ‘Rosie (R) is that my hat? Do you want to swap it for this one because this is not my hat. You’ll like this one better anyway…You’ve just nodded at me! Don’t f**king nod at me!’

Worst Passive-Aggressive Alpha Male – Adam

‘Rosie is that my hat? Do you want to swap it for this one because this is not my hat. That would be fantastic. You’ll like this one better anyway…You’ve just nodded at me! Don’t f**king nod at me!’

Least Aggressive Male – Alex

For ironing Eyal’s shirt after he had humiliated him by kissing/coupling up with Megan

Funniest Nickname – ‘Old Laura’

Worst Names – the second batch of people called Jack, Laura, Ellie, Alex etc

Worst Baby Name: Bret and Chad

The surfer names Young Laura was forbidden

Unfair: Muggiest Moment of the Series, for the notorious kiss she gave Jack (or didn’t as it transpired). This hardly seemed fair given that ITV2 had made her film a re-take

Unfair: Muggiest Moment of the Series, for the notorious kiss she gave Jack (or didn’t as it transpired). This hardly seemed fair given that ITV2 had made her film a re-take

Unfair: Muggiest Moment of the Series, for the notorious kiss she gave Jack (or didn’t as it transpired). This hardly seemed fair given that ITV2 had made her film a re-take

Best Baby Name: Reef

The surfer names Young Laura came up with instead

Best Imaginary Character Name – ‘Sensible Sally that works in an office’

Megan’s example of the type of person she could never be

Best Romantic Revelation – Jack

‘I’m in love with Dani Dyer!’

Scariest Revelation – Dani

‘Usually a boy is scared to meet my dad. I’d be scared to meet my mum’

Kinkiest Revelation – Niall

Admitting he’d used a musical instrument as a sex toy – ‘a recorder !’

Worst Opinion of A&E Doctors : Ellie ‘You’re worse than vets putting down pets. You put down humans!’

Worst Opinion of A&E Doctors : Ellie ‘You’re worse than vets putting down pets. You put down humans!’

Worst Opinion of A&E Doctors : Ellie ‘You’re worse than vets putting down pets. You put down humans!’

Worst Opinion of A&E Doctors: Ellie

‘You’re worse than vets putting down pets. You put down humans!’

Worst Doctor – Alex

Unable to apply suncream during a heatwave

Worst New Age Guru – Eyal

‘Megan is definitely a woman. And I love a woman. I am all about women’

Worst Feminist – Megan

Stealing yet another girl’s partner and then complaining how hard it was for her choosing between the new man and her previous one

Worst Mother: Megan Unable to cope with her baby getting more attention

Worst Mother: Megan Unable to cope with her baby getting more attention

Worst Mother: Megan Unable to cope with her baby getting more attention

Worst Mother – Megan

Unable to cope with her baby getting more attention

Worst Father – Paul

Shrugging blankly whenever Laura gushed ‘if we had kids what would we call them?’

Most Transparent Bulls**tter – Eyal

‘I wanted to give you space for you to do you’ – his excuse for days of not paying Megan any attention

Most Sadistic Bulls**tter – Eyal

‘I just wanted you to be the best version of your self on your date that you could be’ – his excuse for telling Alex that he had just kissed Megan as Alex was going for his turn with her

A woman scorned: Georgia then received a special honour recognising (or mocking) the premium she had placed on being ‘Loyal’

A woman scorned: Georgia then received a special honour recognising (or mocking) the premium she had placed on being ‘Loyal’

A woman scorned: Georgia then received a special honour recognising (or mocking) the premium she had placed on being ‘Loyal’

Upset: This had turned Georgia into the series’ official hate figure, having somehow become seen as worse than Josh cheating on her with Kaz (pictured) when she actually was loyal to him

Upset: This had turned Georgia into the series’ official hate figure, having somehow become seen as worse than Josh cheating on her with Kaz (pictured) when she actually was loyal to him

Upset: This had turned Georgia into the series’ official hate figure, having somehow become seen as worse than Josh cheating on her with Kaz (pictured) when she actually was loyal to him

Most Dubious Claim (male) – Jack

Insisting that he didn’t know Dani Dyer was Danny Dyer’s daughter before the start of the series or before she told him

Most Dubious Claim (female) – Megan

‘The number of sexual partners I’ve had is only 20 actually !’

Most Ridiculous Claim (male) – Eyal

‘I think in my former life I was a monkey slash lion’

Least Sincere Apology – Megan

For saying sorry to her parents knowing they were watching when she had to reveal her favourite sexual position – enthusing ‘reverse cowgirl’ rather than lie and say ‘missionary’

Worst Guru: Eyal ‘Megan is definitely a woman. And I love a woman. I am all about women’

Worst Guru: Eyal ‘Megan is definitely a woman. And I love a woman. I am all about women’

Worst Guru: Eyal ‘Megan is definitely a woman. And I love a woman. I am all about women’

Least Sincere Argument – Alex

For laying into Ellie and saying he couldn’t be with her – even though they had never been a couple in the first place

Least Sincere Defence – Megan

‘When I was kissing Wes I was worried about Laura but I did it respectfully. I started thinking: I’m not going to step on anyone’s toes’… But I can also still appreciate someone else, so f**k it’

Least Convincing Boast – Eyal

‘I’ve worked hard to get the outcome with Megan that I’ve got’ – an idea of hard work only a model could come up with.

Least Convincing Complaint – Eyal

‘It’s a reminder that people snake you in here. All I’ve ever been is loyal to each one of you’ – after the boys distracted him so that Alex to have a conversation with Megan

Kinkiest Revelation: Niall Admitting he’d used a musical instrument as a sex toy - ‘a recorder !’

Kinkiest Revelation: Niall Admitting he’d used a musical instrument as a sex toy - ‘a recorder !’

Kinkiest Revelation: Niall Admitting he’d used a musical instrument as a sex toy – ‘a recorder !’

Best Chat-Up Line – Ellie B to Dr.Alex

‘Can I have a shot of penis-cilin?’

Worst Chat-up Line – Samira

‘What’s your favourite floor material?’

Worst ‘Chat’ – Alex

‘My team Swansea were relegated from the Premier League to the Championship, although I prefer rugby’

Worst Chat-Up Tactic – Eyal

Trying to persuade Megan they should be more ‘fun, playful, and silly’ only for Megan to tell him: ‘you’re not the most playful, silly, person no. Whereas I am playful – with people like Wes!’

Best Compliment – Samira

‘You are hot, hot, caliente!’

Worst Compliment – Kendall

‘Adam’s eyes are like mucky pond water colour’

Worst Honest Observation And Hole Digging – Wes

Wes said the fault he hated most in his partner was ‘ignorance or arrogance.’

Laura demanded to know: ‘when have I been arrogant?’ prompting Wes to correct her matter-of-factly: ‘not arrogant – ignorant.’

‘I can’t believe you said I was ignorant in front of the whole group !’ Laura blazed later.

‘I didn’t say you were!’ insisted Wes, still digging a hole for himself. ‘I said you’ve been ignorant.’

Least Promising Re-Coupling (male) – Alex

‘So I get to spend the night with a hot blonde !’

Ellie: ‘And I’ve survived my first re-coupling !’

Least Promising Re-Coupling (female) – Zara

‘Adam has had 200 sexual partners !?! How would you fit 200 in? He’s 22!’

Biggest Mystery (male) – Paul

How was he cast to kiss Britney Spears in that video when he had all the charisma of a Thunderbird puppet?

Biggest Mystery (female) – Laura

How did she and Paul finish second in the final – above Josh and Kaz?

Best Romantic Revelation:  Jack ‘I’m in love with Dani Dyer!’

Best Romantic Revelation:  Jack ‘I’m in love with Dani Dyer!’

Best Romantic Revelation:  Jack ‘I’m in love with Dani Dyer!’

Most Shameful Smirk (male) – Adam

His way of responding/not responding to Rosie skewering his character as she dumped him (leaving him free to move on to Zara)

Most Shameful Smirk (female) – Megan

Her response to Laura calling her a ‘slag’ after a blazing row with Wes (over Megan)

Worst Conversational Tick – Wes & Josh

‘Did I want this to happen? No. Could I be happier? Yes’

Best Putdown (male) – Jack

‘What time’s your flight?’ when Dani said she was leaving in the morning

Best Putdown (female) – Alexandra

For telling Alex: ‘You’ve wasted my time and wasted your time. Shame on you !’

Most Desperate Bid For Publicity – Rosie & Megan

For their semi-naked photo session

Smartest Islander – Wes

Actually has a proper/impressive job (a ‘nuclear systems design engineer’). Or did have before Love Island…

Worst Conversational Tick: Wes (pictured) & Josh ‘Did I want this to happen? No. Could I be happier? Yes’

Worst Conversational Tick: Wes (pictured) & Josh ‘Did I want this to happen? No. Could I be happier? Yes’

Worst Conversational Tick: Wes (pictured) & Josh ‘Did I want this to happen? No. Could I be happier? Yes’

Dumbest Islander (female) – Hayley

For asking ‘what’s an earlobe?’, ‘what does ‘superficial’ mean?’, and thinking Brexit meant ‘no more trees’, ‘no more cheese’ and ‘holidays’

Dumbest Islander (male) – Adam

Admitting to Zara (a government advisor): ‘I’m a Personal Trainer. And you’ve got a job I’m pretending to understand’

Dumbest Doctor/Air Hostess – Alex & Laura

For thinking Vienna is in Italy

Most Fascinating Fact – Jack

‘A polar bear’s fur is see-through not white’

Most Uncool Fashion Faux Pas – Eyal

The Ken Barlow jumper-over-the-shoulders look

Most Finished Street Slang – ‘Sick’

Dr. Alex may not euthanise ‘humans’, as Ellie suggested. But he had really killed this term for teenagers permanently.

Dumbest Islander (female): Hayley For asking ‘what’s an earlobe?’, ‘what does ‘superficial’ mean?’, and thinking Brexit meant ‘no more trees’, ‘no more cheese’ and ‘holidays’

Dumbest Islander (female): Hayley For asking ‘what’s an earlobe?’, ‘what does ‘superficial’ mean?’, and thinking Brexit meant ‘no more trees’, ‘no more cheese’ and ‘holidays’

Dumbest Islander (female): Hayley For asking ‘what’s an earlobe?’, ‘what does ‘superficial’ mean?’, and thinking Brexit meant ‘no more trees’, ‘no more cheese’ and ‘holidays’

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