There’s something to be said for knowing what your strengths are.
And, for Kylie Jenner, she seems very aware that her true strength lies not in her intelligence, not in her compassion, not in her kindness, but in her boobs.
So it just makes sense that that’s what she decided to give Tyga for his 27th birthday.
Yeah, in case you missed it, Tyga celebrated his birthday yesterday, November 19th, and while normally nobody would care because hey, it’s just Tyga, everyone now cares so hard because Kylie shared this photo:
“Happy birthday babe” she captioned it, along with a kiss emoji, but it really doesn’t matter because who cares about words when Kylie Jenner is completely topless?
Nobody, that’s who. Boobs trump … well, everything, really.
Kylie was sweet enough to share one more topless pic, this one captioned “Irreplaceable”:
It’s unclear if she meant that Tyga was irreplaceable or if she was giving a shout-out to that killer body of hers.
Either way, we know what the truth is.
Kylie has been all about showing off the goods lately: just yesterday, we talked about that nipple-tastic photo shoot she did to promote her Kylie Cosmetics pop-up shop.
And then last week, she posed nude — well, nude except for a whole bunch of blue paint.
We imagine it was her way of soothing us after the disastrous election results, but we’ll probably never know the truth.
Anyway, as if those topless photos weren’t enough of a birthday gift, Kyga went on over to Las Vegas to celebrate this special occasion, and she shared another photo of that, one she captioned “Birthday behavior”:
Isn’t it sweet how Kylie is trying to show physical affection to Kylie while still trying to contort her body to get the best angles?
It’s like she’s saying “I love you, Tyga, but I love my ass and my Instagram presence more.” So sweet.
We’re not sure exactly what Kylie and Tyga got up to in Vegas, but it feels safe to say that Tyga had some drinks while 19-year-old Kylie just sat around and ate a pomegranate or something.
Oh, wait, that really happened?
Bless these people.
Bless them so much.