You might know Ann Coulter as the lovechild of the Scarecrow and the Wicked Witch of the West, who spends her days spreading hate, championing neo-Nazism, and avoiding water for fear of a nasty melting incident.
But it turns out there’s a sign of Ann Coulter a you never knew about.
A human, loving side. A side that might best be described as …
That’s a photo of Ann with Jimmie Walker.
Both of our readers who are old enough will remember Jimmie from his time on the classic ’70s sitcom Good Times.
(He used to say “Dynamite!” a lot in a funny way, hence why our joke was totes hilarious. We’ll show ourselves out …)
Anyway, that’s not the only photo of Ann and Jimmie.
It turns out there are lots of them, from all sorts of different events.
The reason, according to iconic television producer Norman Lear, is that Ann and Jimmie are a longtime, low-key couple.
“I love [Walker]; he’s a wonderful guy, but I’ll tell you something about him that’ll astound you: He dates Ann Coulter,” Lear said in a recent interview with Black-ish creator Kenya Barris.
Along with the rest of the world, Barris reacted with shock.
After all, Walker is a mere mortal, while Coulter might be the living incarnation of evil.
Fortunately, if you’re worried about Coulter getting close to Walker for purposes devouring his eternal soul, it looks like you can breathe easy:
“Best of friends, love him, no romance,” Coulter tweeted yesterday in response to the Walker rumors.
However, in the past, Coulter given ample reason to believe that there’s more going on here than just a friendship:
“He is so hilarious, so I see him a lot when I’m in L.A.,” she told The Huffington Post on 2013.
“But we are not technically dating.”
Of course, “not technically dating” is a phrase that’s only ever been used by people who are totally having sex.
So at the very least, Ann and Jimmie have been having sex since 2013.
Take a good look at your future, Tomi Lahren.
You may want to lock down one of those lesser-nerds from The Big Bang Thory before it’s too late!